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polluxlm

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Re: Man in trouble for having sex with bike

polluxlm wrote:

THE VICTIM

The bike, an Armstrong 3-Speed model, was shaken up after the incident but appeared otherwise to be of good health. It was not available for further comment today. Points of entry are seen above.

PaSnow

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Re: Man in trouble for having sex with bike

PaSnow wrote:

I can't believe this. I mean I believe it, I guess, but come on. Arrest the guy?! Sheez, it's embarrasing enough 2 strangers walked in on him & saw him in the act. But to arrest him, announce his name publicly, and worst of all PUT HIM ON THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST??!!   Is a bike 1 step away from pedophilia?! Is that the natural progression? Internet porn, sex with bike, pedophile getting caught on Dateline.

I would guess he was f'ing where the bike seatpost goes, but I dunno.

polluxlm

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Re: Man in trouble for having sex with bike

polluxlm wrote:

I would guess he was f'ing where the bike seatpost goes, but I dunno.

Riiight...

AtariLegend

Re: Man in trouble for having sex with bike

AtariLegend wrote:

Was the bike stolen...?

Can I report use of dildos to the BBC...? (She isn't using me enough, that bitch...!)

monkeychow

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Re: Man in trouble for having sex with bike

monkeychow wrote:

yeah i fail to see how this is any form of offence. Is masturbation illegal now?

Dreamline

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Re: Man in trouble for having sex with bike

Dreamline wrote:

yeah i fail to see how this is any form of offence. Is masturbation illegal now?

I sure as hell hope not.  Otherwise I'm a repeat, serial offender.