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polluxlm

 Rep: 221 

Re: Man arrested for fucking picnic table

polluxlm wrote:

Yeah...slip me a message if you find anything...alright?

monkeychow

 Rep: 661 

Re: Man arrested for fucking picnic table

monkeychow wrote:

See i feel sorry for this dude.

They shouldn't lock him up, they should make it a felony for a man to have been refused sex so many times that he gets desperate enough to have to fuck a table.

We can't all be good looking damn it, now even the table-pussy is denied to us ugly ducklings?

polluxlm

 Rep: 221 

Re: Man arrested for fucking picnic table

polluxlm wrote:

Yeah, they should lock up all the females this man has ever met. She's the real perp here.

Do they still lock up sheep though?

DoubleTalkingJive

 Rep: 74 

Re: Man arrested for fucking picnic table

DoubleTalkingJive wrote:

Yeah...slip me a message if you find anything...alright?

Now if you played air guitar with your penis, I gotta ask...........Just how long is it??   

Neemo

 Rep: 485 

Re: Man arrested for fucking picnic table

Neemo wrote:

or was it more like playing a ukelele j/k

Backslash

 Rep: 80 

Re: Man arrested for fucking picnic table

Backslash wrote:

Yeah...slip me a message if you find anything...alright?

Now if you played air guitar with your penis, I gotta ask...........Just how long is it??   

I'd imagine the key word is "air".

polluxlm

 Rep: 221 

Re: Man arrested for fucking picnic table

polluxlm wrote:

Yeah...slip me a message if you find anything...alright?

Now if you played air guitar with your penis, I gotta ask...........Just how long is it??   

I get around.:rock:

DoubleTalkingJive

 Rep: 74 

Re: Man arrested for fucking picnic table

DoubleTalkingJive wrote:

Yeah...slip me a message if you find anything...alright?

Now if you played air guitar with your penis, I gotta ask...........Just how long is it??   

I get around.:rock:

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