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Re: My Psychotic Mumblings While Stoned (part 1)
I hate raw onions.
We should nuke China.
Arab pussy tastes good, but why do they have to dress so terribly?
If I traveled into the future and killed myself, would I still have to wait for Chinese Democracy?
Thank God I'm not interested in buying a home. If I were, I couldn't buy one.
Other than Cadbury Eggs, fuck Easter.
The closest I've been to God was while smoking Romulan weed and drinking shots of Codeine cough syrup.
Gas here is $3.56 a gallon. Thats not nearly high enough. Please raise it.
My favorite planet other than Earth is Venus.
I stopped believing in Santa when I was six.
Fucked an escort once that was practically a dead ringer for Cindy Crawford(minus the mole of course).
I prefer Miracle Whip over real mayonnaise.
My dog BJ ran away when I was 7. He's obviously dead now. Bastard.
The uncut version of Apocalypse Now sucks. I don't give a shit about watching french people on plantations for 30 minutes.
I'm the only Bulls fan who hated Michael Jordan. Long live Scottie Pippen!
Elvis sucks.
When I went to jail for DUI, they served the inmates the worst looking TV dinners in the universe. Luckily for me, I was on an 8 hour hunger strike at the time.
I was only on the honor roll once.
I wish I still had my 1987 Chevy Camaro. Bad ass car, and great memories.
In an alternate universe, DTJ and I are happily married, no children, living in Los Angeles, while she works and supports us so I can be online all day and entertain you guys.
Bumblefoot cant hold Buckethead's jockstrap, but of course you guys already knew that.
Re: My Psychotic Mumblings While Stoned (part 1)
In an alternate universe, DTJ and I are happily married, no children, living in Los Angeles, while she works and supports us so I can be online all day and entertain you guys.
dtj would like to answer that but she's currently at work supporting your lazy ass 
- DoubleTalkingJive
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Re: My Psychotic Mumblings While Stoned (part 1)
Gretchen Wieners wrote:
In an alternate universe, DTJ and I are happily married, no children, living in Los Angeles, while she works and supports us so I can be online all day and entertain you guys.
I'll take the married, living in LA and no children but if I am the one supporting you, then I have to be someone famous, like an actress, model, singer and no not a porn actress, although they do make a ton of money hmmmmmmmmm, maybe I can do what Aria does and just do women and do a ton of photo sessions. That way Mr. James DTJ could entertain you guys all day in style 
Hey we are talking about Psychotic ramblings right?
James I hear ya about the Gas, holy shit, it's almost 4 dollars here as well. 
What makes Arab pussy taste good?
- luckylittlelady
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Re: My Psychotic Mumblings While Stoned (part 1)
Yes, I am half Arab and I want to know! And my dress sense is awesome thank you very much Mr Lofton, I wear my burqas with style 
Re: My Psychotic Mumblings While Stoned (part 1)
I wouldn't complain about the gas prices down there... Here, it's CDN$1.2080/litre... converting, it's CDN$4.57/gallon, and exchanging to US currency (based on Thursday's market close) would make it US$4.47/gallon. I wouldn't mind paying $3.56/gallon.
Re: My Psychotic Mumblings While Stoned (part 1)
I wouldn't complain about the gas prices down there... Here, it's CDN$1.2080/litre... converting, it's CDN$4.57/gallon, and exchanging to US currency (based on Thursday's market close) would make it US$4.47/gallon. I wouldn't mind paying $3.56/gallon.
no shit....and we've been over $4 for over a year too even with our higher dollar
- Communist China
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Re: My Psychotic Mumblings While Stoned (part 1)
^ Doesn't the government pay for your gas up there?
