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Re: Fake Axl on Twitter
I actually titled my Twitter handle - "thereal", just as an in-joke for all the numerous celebs who have to title their Twitter pages as 'real', because of all the losers out there. Axl's one of the few of his caliber, that actually has a verified account under his actual name.
The only 'fake' accounts that have ever been good are the amateur comedians who actually parody the counterparts. THOSE have their moments.
Re: Fake Axl on Twitter
Oh, I have a brilliant one, portraying West Ham manager Sam Allardyce. The dude is fucking amazing.
This is just one of the great ones, just start at the bottom. Even funnier when you know the guy.
Cheer up you negative chaps!!!
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Not before I grabbed all the CK One Summer, though. Momma didn't raise no fool.
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After I'd finished with the little ballbag, I tied him to a postbox and left him for the rats. Then Fergie & I rode back off into the night.
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I dismounted the hound and set about the hooligan with a show of astoundingly brutal Karate. It was as swift and devastating as Chlamydia.
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TheBig_Sam notBigSam
"Criminality!" I roared, and jerked Fergie into action. He leapt at the fucker like a magnificent steed, crashing into him head first.
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Some cunt in a bandana offered me six bottles of CK One Summer for £20, out of a crate filled with plunder from his filthy bout of thievery.
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Rode around Canary Wharf this evening atop my hound, Fergie. Just patrolling the area and making sure no shit was going down.
Re: Fake Axl on Twitter
What is not a waste of time?
I can't think of one thing which is not a waste of time, except maybe working for money.
This post is certainly a waste of time. So is reading nonsense Twitter post. I bought two cans of Coca Cola today too, that was a waste of time as well, it gives me some pleasure but I get fat so it's like double waste 
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Re: Fake Axl on Twitter
I think the jokes about beta and fernando and stuff are in bad taste.
Axl clearly considers them his step family - so I see them as "out of bounds" the way I'd consider it rude to make personal remarks about the private family of anyone famous.
The jokes about Axl causing the england riots are I guess mildly amusing in the context of Axl's reputation...I can see a funny side...although even that's in poor taste really considering real people are in danger and suffering losses at the moment in that situation.
