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- Intercourse
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Re: Azoff-Axl Lawsuit Settled: Includes "comprehensive touring agreement"
I would ban all sandals. Anyone wearing sandals gets thrown out.
That's freakin' HILAROUS!!!
I HATE sandals!!
Re: Azoff-Axl Lawsuit Settled: Includes "comprehensive touring agreement"
I like The Smiths. There. I said it.
i thought u might..
Re: Azoff-Axl Lawsuit Settled: Includes "comprehensive touring agreement"
Best thread ever!!!
Sandals rules!
THAT GUY! THAT GUY RIGHT THERE! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME MR. SECURITY MAN?!?!! THAT GUY RIGHT THERE... GONE... THROW 'EM!
Hand me those sandals... HAND ME THOSE SANDALS... thank you!
Re: Azoff-Axl Lawsuit Settled: Includes "comprehensive touring agreement"
Any female attendees wearing Uggs will be immediately ejected. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Any male attendees wearing Faux Hawk haircuts will be severely beaten, and escorted out of the building by police.
Those policies above, as well as these two, immediately eliminate like 85% of the douche-element found at concerts.
- monkeychow
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Re: Azoff-Axl Lawsuit Settled: Includes "comprehensive touring agreement"
I'm not going onstage unless there's a redhead woman in the front row.
- Intercourse
- Rep: 212
Re: Azoff-Axl Lawsuit Settled: Includes "comprehensive touring agreement"
In my world the following would be as banned as a Slash altar at a GNR gig..
- fake heavy frame spectacles
- basketball hats on any way except front and centre
- any kind of man bag (unless its full of booze)
- trousers with the ends rolled up to the shin
- stripy socks with footwear
- flip flops
- sandals
- a Morrisey quiff from the ‘80’s.
- eye liner
- anything with ‘f**k fear’ written on it
Re: Azoff-Axl Lawsuit Settled: Includes "comprehensive touring agreement"
So far the Official GNR Evolution Rider is shaping up like this;
At NO TIME are ANY beers under a 9% abv to be sold to ANYONE
ALL male attendees must be searched and free of jewelry
Sandals of ANY KIND are forbidden as footwearAny person violating any of these rules will be subject to ejection.
Also add that any person caught in possession of any type of Vicodin/Norco/Percocet with more than 325 mg of acetaminophen per pill will not only cause you to be thrown out of the venue but will also result in a lifetime ban from the premises.
If you happen to bring oxycontin, that time release bullshit will NOT be tolerated.
No .5 mg xanax or 2 mg valium are allowed either. Get that worthless shit out of here. If drug users wanted M & M's, they'd ask for M&M's.
Mushrooms are encouraged but not required.
Re: Azoff-Axl Lawsuit Settled: Includes "comprehensive touring agreement"
russtcb wrote:So far the Official GNR Evolution Rider is shaping up like this;
At NO TIME are ANY beers under a 9% abv to be sold to ANYONE
ALL male attendees must be searched and free of jewelry
Sandals of ANY KIND are forbidden as footwearAny person violating any of these rules will be subject to ejection.
Also add that any person caught in possession of any type of Vicodin/Norco/Percocet with more than 325 mg of acetaminophen per pill will not only cause you to be thrown out of the venue but will also result in a lifetime ban from the premises.
If you happen to bring oxycontin, that time release bullshit will NOT be tolerated.
No .5 mg xanax or 2 mg valium are allowed either. Get that worthless shit out of here. If drug users wanted M & M's, they'd ask for M&M's.
Mushrooms are encouraged but not required.
Seconded. Extended Release Oxy's fuck my blood pressure up.
