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jamester
 Rep: 84 

Re: Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

jamester wrote:

http://www.billboard.com/news/diddy-sue … 5102.story
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woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against Diddy  (real name: Sean Combs), alleging that he caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars."

  Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the mogul, which a judge denied, but set a hearing for Jan. 31.

Turks believes Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter (the mother of their twins) and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King were behind the collapse of the World Trade Center towers, according to court papers obtained by RadarOnline.com.

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair," Turks writes in her papers.

Turks claims she once dated Diddy, and they have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23.

She also says: ""Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

She's asking for $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income."

polluxlm
 Rep: 221 

Re: Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

polluxlm wrote:

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Dadud
 Rep: 14 

Re: Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

Dadud wrote:

this is like, 2 weeks old. Fucking hilarious regardless.

Re: Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

johndivney wrote:

that is a really really great pic of diddy

misterID
 Rep: 476 

Re: Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

misterID wrote:

That's one of the funniest things I've read in a lonnnng ass time. 16

RussTCB
 Rep: 633 

Re: Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

RussTCB wrote:

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monkeychow
 Rep: 661 

Re: Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

monkeychow wrote:

Come on guys...I don't know how my mum would have raised me with any less than 900 Billion...and diddy needs to do time...you can't just kill the easter bunny and walk away.

RussTCB
 Rep: 633 

Re: Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

RussTCB wrote:

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jamester
 Rep: 84 

Re: Diddy Sued for $1 Trillion, Blamed for 9/11

jamester wrote:

"100 zillions of dollars"!

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