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Re: Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend’s Cat Door
A woman in Florida made a startling discovery over the weekend when she found her boyfriend stuck in her house's cat door, News4Jax.com reported.
The girlfriend of Charles Tucker Jr., 33, had reportedly kicked him out of her St. Augustine home. Hours later, she found the man stuck in the small door and called police. When they arrived four minutes later, the man was dead, News4Jax.com reported.
- DoubleTalkingJive
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Re: Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend’s Cat Door
What did he suffocate himself? Crush his ribs? They don't give much details.
- Gunslinger
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Re: Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend’s Cat Door
I know this sounds cruel but I had to make myself not laugh. There are many "low brow" jokes just begging to come out here but I'll take the high road and not let them surface.
Re: Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend’s Cat Door
I know this sounds cruel but I had to make myself not laugh. There are many "low brow" jokes just begging to come out here but I'll take the high road and not let them surface.
There's the whole issue of the back door... not to mention pussy being a slang for cat. We could make way too many jokes about this guys ultimate demise. In the end, a lesson should be learned... Don't try to fit in a hole that's too small.
- DoubleTalkingJive
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Re: Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend’s Cat Door
Gunslinger wrote:I know this sounds cruel but I had to make myself not laugh. There are many "low brow" jokes just begging to come out here but I'll take the high road and not let them surface.
There's the whole issue of the back door... not to mention pussy being a slang for cat. We could make way too many jokes about this guys ultimate demise. In the end, a lesson should be learned... Don't try to fit in a hole that's too small.
Yeah cuz you can stuff your way in but oohhhh the damage trying to get out.
