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Re: I just heard Pretty Tied Up...
It's the sign of Izzy coming back.
I don't wanna say too much to you guys cos it's a secret. But my pet dog fucks the dog of Fernando's best mate's brother. It told me (in doggie language) that Bucket is back with the band, and secretly working with izzy and duff on the Pretty Tied Up video which will be on the re-recorded version of UYI2. I have a CD of it that I got, best not to say how or where, but I can't leak it until you send me a pro wrestler with a high IQ in the mail. Oh and for those who know what knowing means will know that a knower grows knowledge and light shines backward, wow, december 12 2029 is going to be huge. Can't say anymore guys 
Re: I just heard Pretty Tied Up...
Mikkamakka wrote:It's the sign of Izzy coming back.
I don't wanna say too much to you guys cos it's a secret. But my pet dog fucks the dog of Fernando's best mate's brother. It told me (in doggie language) that Bucket is back with the band, and secretly working with izzy and duff on the Pretty Tied Up video which will be on the re-recorded version of UYI2. I have a CD of it that I got, best not to say how or where, but I can't leak it until you send me a pro wrestler with a high IQ in the mail. Oh and for those who know what knowing means will know that a knower grows knowledge and light shines backward, wow, december 12 2029 is going to be huge. Can't say anymore guys
See I have that CD too. And I would leak it. BUT! I can't. Cause Axl communicates with me telepathatically and tells me that if I leak it that he will shrink my brain and have my pants eat my genitals. Plus he says I will always hear Beta's voice in my head. So instead I make it play in whatever strip club I go to.
Re: I just heard Pretty Tied Up...
I have an exclusive CD with some demos of songs called The General, Atlas Shrugged, and some other untitled song.
Let me lift my can of Pepsi Throwback off of it, put it in, and i'll tell you what it sounds like.
That Cd won't work cause well cause you're drinking a can of Pepsi. And I hope you didn't put it in the cd player cause your cd will automatically self destruct. If it's not to late here's what you need to do. Throw your can of Pepsi on the floor and leave the Pepsi on the floor for a whole month. Pop open a can of diet vanilla Coke. Drink it slowly. Make sure it takes you 8 days to drink it. Once that is done eat a whole box of Kraft dinner with some Vienna sausages in the Kraft dinner that you will add yourself. Of course this will be your first meal in 8 days. So eat it fast. And last but not least you will take a bath in tobbasco sauce for 45 minutes. Now even though your Pepsi will have been on the floor for just a mere 8 days, Axl's psychic will trust you'll leave it there another 3 weeks. So because of that your cd should play without any problems. Enjoy the songs my friend. Some of the untitled songs are I hate you Saul Hudson, It's not my fault, Blame Canada that CD didn't do big numbers, Top secret, cancer (You'll never guess who this song is about) and last but not least where's my Dr Pepper?. It's really a beautiful album.
Re: I just heard Pretty Tied Up...
Kraft Dinner and Vienna Sausages?
I'll be shitting uncontrollably for weeks.
What is this attitude mister!? Wanna hear that cd or not? Gotta learn to make some sacrifices. And since you gave attitude. After consulting with the higher people involved. To be able to listen to that cd you must now hate Slash for one straight hour everyday for the next 14 years which is the number of years the Almighty great Axl has hated him. Sacrifice Axlin. It'll all be worth it. And buzzsaw as for you you shall never hear those songs. 
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