Now, I appreciate a lil' sensitivity about who's who and what's what, but I ain't a fan of some fellers besmirchin' my good name.  I takes a good bit a pride in my Impostor handle, and don't like it when people have me cornfused with another.  I did join yer party under the name Azoff, but that was just a me havin' some fun.  I never did no postin' on some other forum with that name.  That musta been ol' Irv himself or someone takin' some liberties.  I promise I only joined ya here.  When one a yer admins renamed me, I took to it like a hungry flea on a coon hound. 

Now on ta business.  Seems to me I brought no lies, rumors or innuendo to ma last post, which was so quickly shut down like a hefer in a whorehouse (unless you like that sorta thang...Ima lookin yer way James Lofton...just kiddin).  Anyway, you fellers will sit around and pontificate on this an that, whether ol Axl prefers Wheaties or Corn Flakes (in my experiences, the boy likes his Cinnamon Life).  But I come on with a quick thought and some people get all salty.  Hell, I ain't visited in over a year, and not a one of ya thought ta say, "Welcome back ol boy.  Good to hear from ya."  Yer damn lucky no one insulted ma horse, Whiskerbiscuit.

How's about this...I'll make some statements that are about as relevant as some a the things ya'll talk about and you let me know if I'm cool enought ta fit in.  Here goes...
That Ashba musta switched to a heavier gauge pick cause I'm pickin up some increased tonality in the 43rd note of that SCOM solo from Japan, not the first night, but the second night.  ...How's that?  Let's try anuther....  I heard that they was a addin' a mandolin player for the 2013 tour thats a gonna support CD2, but they're just  doin' it for the Argentina show because Frank knows one there and he once gave Frank a bowl of soup made outta llama dick.  ...Good stuff, huh?

Ma point is, I didn't bring nuthin' here that's any more or less relevant than what I see y'all yammerin' on about on yer own.  So why am I shut down?

And why isn't anyone curious about how I've embraced a love of the old west?  Relevant...perhaps.   Fun...hell yeah.  Yeee haw!